Why do I love thee? Heck if I know. But...
I think that I shall never meet
A bunch of peeps as gay as thee
You peeps make me laugh so hard when you jest
About eating, baking, pee-pees, and breasts
These peeps keep me company throughout the day
They've heard me sing, moan, and pray
They don't care about my fugly hair
And easily adjust to my wit and dare
They comfort me when I'm in pain
I laugh at them and they hate rain
I guess I'll always be stuck with you guys, oh gee
But I thank God, good bye, I gotta pee
